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July 16, 2010

卢森堡(65)- 三则

Filed under: Uncategorized — hitzws @ 8:02 PM
  1. 什么叫新闻语言?一个故事:美国一个小镇报纸的实习记者报道一宗意外爆炸事件,写了几次都被总编打回来,原因是太过啰嗦。记者最后急了,发狠写了最后一次。总编瞄了一眼通过。正文如下:约翰划着了一根火柴,想看看汽油桶里还有没有汽油。有。38岁。
  2. 宫崎骏抗拒科技,当被问到对iPad有何看法时,他说看到很多人在火车上把它放在腿上用奇怪的手势乱戳,看着好像集体在打飞机。。。
  3. 早上公车上,一个人从包里掏手机看时间,然后说了句“我KAO”,还以为他时间来不及了,再仔细一看,我kao他手里拿着一个电视遥控器。。。
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